The UMF of America is a “Men’s Social Organization” founded in July, 1982 in San Diego, Ca. Our founding father was “Moko Joe” (UMF #1), an escaped lunatic from Hawaii. The express purpose of the organization was to take the vote away from women and take back the identity of men from those political and social organizations who endeavor to take away men’s god given right of masculine and profane behavior in an attempt to mold into something other than what they are: Ugly Mother Fuckers. Having run into some heavy resistance from the US Congress we fell in with some bad company and have been drunk and/or loaded ever since.
The UMF membership is comprised of men from all walks of life with the same common interests; Partying, Camaraderie, Partying with our comrades, Partying, Lewd Women, Partying with Lewd Women, and just plain ole partying wherever a party may be found or started.
The UMF of America is NOT a Motorcycle Club. The UMF is a Social Club, and is not political in nature. Some members of the UMF are interested in motorcycles, and some are not. In that UMF membership and the founding charter are not focused on motorcycles, the UMF SHALL NEVER BE A MOTORCYCLE CLUB, as it would alienate a large portion of its members. Motorcycle club “support” patches will not be displayed by UMF members on their vests, jackets or vehicles. This is contrary to our neutral status.